Live Strong, Dammit!

Apparently The Lance has signed an endorsement contract with 24 Hour Fitness. Much to the annoyance of Neal Pollack at Slate: Lance Armstrong Ruined My Gym.

It’s not really appropriate for my gym to tell me, before I go to yoga class, that they will help me bank my sperm if I get cancer, but I know they mean well.

In the same issue, Bill Gifford suggests how to make the Tour de France more competitive: “The Tour de France is boring for one big reason: the French.”